Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. – Wilson Mizner
If you steal from one author, its plagiarism; if you steal from many, its research. – Wilson Mizner
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research. – Wilson Mizner
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar youre in. – Wilson Mizner
The most efficient water power in the world – womens tears. – Wilson Mizner
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. – Wilson Mizner
God help those who do not help themselves. – Wilson Mizner
Failure has gone to his head. – Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. – Wilson Mizner
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. – Wilson Mizner
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. – Wilson Mizner
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found. – Wilson Mizner
Art is science made clear. – Wilson Mizner
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long. – Wilson Mizner
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. – Wilson Mizner
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. – Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. – Wilson Mizner
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. – Wilson Mizner
I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. – Wilson Mizner
