Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. – Wilson Mizner
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar youre in. – Wilson Mizner
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. – Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. – Wilson Mizner
A few more days, and this essay will follow the Defensio Populi to the dust and silence of the upper shelf… For a month or two it will occupy a few minutes of chat in every drawing-room, and a few columns in every magazine; and it will then be withdrawn, to make room for the forthcoming novelties. – Thomas Babington Macaulay