Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. – Wilson Mizner
I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. – Wilson Mizner
I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner
The most efficient water power in the world – womens tears. – Wilson Mizner
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. – Wilson Mizner
A few more days, and this essay will follow the Defensio Populi to the dust and silence of the upper shelf… For a month or two it will occupy a few minutes of chat in every drawing-room, and a few columns in every magazine; and it will then be withdrawn, to make room for the forthcoming novelties. – Thomas Babington Macaulay