I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long. – Wilson Mizner
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. – Wilson Mizner
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research. – Wilson Mizner
If you think aficionados of a living Constitution want to bring you flexibility, think again. You think the death penalty is a good idea? Persuade your fellow citizens to adopt it. You want a right to abortion? Persuade your fellow citizens and enact it. Thats flexibility. – Antonin Scalia