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I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to he

I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner

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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar youre in. – Wilson Mizner

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