Wilson Mizner's Quote - I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to he

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I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to he

I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner

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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. – Wilson Mizner

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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. – Wilson Mizner

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