Wilson Mizner's Quote - I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to he

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I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to he

I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner

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Failure has gone to his head. – Wilson Mizner

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. – Wilson Mizner

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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. – Wilson Mizner

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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Justifying conscription to promote the cause of liberty is one of the most bizarre notions ever conceived by man! Forced servitude, with the risk of death and serious injury as a price to live free, makes no sense. – Ron Paul

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