Wilson Mizner's Quote - I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to he

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I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to he

I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner

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Failure has gone to his head. – Wilson Mizner

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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. – Wilson Mizner

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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. – Wilson Mizner

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I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. – J. Robert Oppenheimer

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