I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. – Wilson Mizner
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. – Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. – Wilson Mizner
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. – Wilson Mizner
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar youre in. – Wilson Mizner
I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner