Quote by Wilson Mizner
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. – Wilson Mizner

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All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long. – Wilson Mizner

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In its early stages, insomnia is almost an oasis in which those who have to think or suffer darkly take refuge. – Colette

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I dont wake up for less than $10,000 a day. – Linda Evangelista

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A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting. – Terri Guillemets

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Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. – Jessamyn West

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