The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. – Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. – Wilson Mizner

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. – Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. – Wilson Mizner
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long. – Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. – Wilson Mizner
There is a drowsy state, between sleeping and waking, when you dream more in five minutes with your eyes half open, and yourself half conscious of everything that is passing around you, than you would in five nights with your eyes fast closed and your senses wrapt in perfect unconsciousness. – Charles Dickens