Quote by Wilson Mizner
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar youre in. – Wilson Mizner

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I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner

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Death
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All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long. – Wilson Mizner

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Anger
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As an instrument for practical action, law is responsive to the wisdom of its time, which may be wrong, but it carries forward, sometimes in opposition to this wisdom or passion, a memory of received values. – Edward Levi

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Wisdom has its root in goodness, not goodness its root in wisdom. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Wisdom

Wisdom is that apprehension of heavenly things to which the spirit rises through love. – Honore de Balzac

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Doubt the conventional wisdom unless you can verify it with reason and experiment. – Steve Albini

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The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time. – Jack London

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Time

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes. – Henry David Thoreau

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Goodbye

Well, love is insanity. The ancient Greeks knew that. It is the taking over of a rational and lucid mind by delusion and self-destruction. You lose yourself, you have no power over yourself, you cant even think straight. – Marilyn French

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Love