Wilson Mizner's Quote - The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends

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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar youre in. – Wilson Mizner

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The most efficient water power in the world – womens tears. – Wilson Mizner

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God help those who do not help themselves. – Wilson Mizner

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I left school at 16 but I wish Id gone to university – I think I would have studied English literature. I had a knack for that. But I dont think you have the kind of wisdom at 16 to make that decision. – Brendan Coyle

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