Quote by Wilson Mizner
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar youre in. – Wilson Mizner

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I want a priest, a rabbi, and a Protestant clergyman. I want to hedge my bets. – Wilson Mizner

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I believe we have become paralyzed, paralyzed by our desire to be loved. Now our founding fathers had the wisdom to know that social acceptance and popularity were fleeing, and that this countrys principles needed to be rooted in strengths greater than the passions and the emotions of the times. – Chris Christie

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To think ill of mankind and not wish ill to them, is perhaps the highest wisdom and virtue. – William Hazlitt

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When youre used to being prepared to reject conventional wisdom, it leaves you open to learn more. – Mayim Bialik

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Wisdom is that apprehension of heavenly things to which the spirit rises through love. – Honore de Balzac

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