God help those who do not help themselves. – Wilson Mizner
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. – Wilson Mizner
God help those who do not help themselves. – Wilson Mizner
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. – Wilson Mizner
The most efficient water power in the world – womens tears. – Wilson Mizner
It was one of those hot, silent nights, when people sit at windows, listening for the thunder which they know will shortly break; when they recall dismal tales of hurricanes and earthquakes; and of lonely travellers on open plains, and lonely ships at sea, struck by lightning. – Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit, Chapter XLII