A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown
Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing. – Source Unknown
The marks you receive in the school of experience are mostly bruises. – Source Unknown
People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. – Source Unknown
Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next. – Source Unknown
When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown
Some people never head a procession until theyre dead. – Source Unknown
The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown
A gentleman is a man who can disagree without being disagreeable. – Source Unknown
Dont make excuses, make good. – Source Unknown
Something that irritates you and wont let you go. Thats the anguish of it. Do this book, or die. You have to go through that. Talent is insignificant. I know a lot of talented ruins. Beyond talent lie all the usual words: discipline, love, luck, but, most of all, endurance. – Source Unknown
People are know by the company they keep. Companies are known by the people they keep. – Source Unknown
Who practices hospitality entertains God Himself. – Source Unknown
Never celebrate until you are really out of the woods. They might be behind the last tree. – Source Unknown
More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin. – Source Unknown
Wise men are instructed in reason; Men of less understanding by experience; The most unknowing learn by necessity. Wise men do in the beginning what fools do in the end. – Source Unknown
Remember tonight.. for it is the beginning of always. – Source Unknown
They are as much for Mars, as for Mercury; as well qualified for war, as for business. – Source Unknown
It is a wise person that adapts themselves to all contingencies; its the fool who always struggles like a swimmer against the current. – Source Unknown
An ounce of intuition is worth a pound of tuition. – Source Unknown
