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Past tense means you used to be nervous. – Source Unknown

After listening to a lecture on evolution by a science professor, a student wrote a poem and titled it The Amazing Professor. The poem read: Once I was a tadpole when I began to begin. Then I was a frog with my tail tucked in. Next I was a monkey on a coconut tree. Now I am a doctor with a Ph.D. – Source Unknown

Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages. – Source Unknown

Dont gag people with welfare, theyll never make an effort. – Source Unknown

Dont learn safety rules simply by accident – Source Unknown

Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment. – Source Unknown

When everything else fails read the instructions. – Source Unknown

Whoever has the gold makes all the rules. – Source Unknown

Charm is the ability to make someone think that both of you are quite wonderful. – Source Unknown

Its sad that, in our blindness we gather thorns for flowers – Source Unknown

A sale is not something you pursue, its what happens to you while you are immersed in serving your customer. – Source Unknown

Any walk through a park that runs between a double line of mangy trees and passes brazenly by the ladies toilet is invariably known as Lovers Lane. – Source Unknown

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. – Source Unknown

In case of doubt we should always lean on the side of mercy. – Source Unknown

Caution is a most valuable asset in fishing, especially if you are the fish. – Source Unknown

People do more from custom than from reason. – Source Unknown

A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success. – Source Unknown

Most of the high spots in our lives come about through encouragement. I dont care how great, how famous, how successful a man may be, he hungers for applause. – Source Unknown

The end is never as satisfying as the journey. To have achieved everything but to have done so without integrity and excitement is to have achieved nothing. – Source Unknown

Inflation is when sitting on your nest egg doesnt give you anything to crow about. – Source Unknown