People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. – Source Unknown
When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the lover need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we men could think of in a century. – Source Unknown
When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. – Source Unknown