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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely su

The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown

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As grand and griefless as a rich mans funeral. – Sidney Thompson Dobell

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Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of a coarse voice breaking the solemn silence of night. – George Eliot

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I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain

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