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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely su

The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown

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Under the wide and starry sky,
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Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of a coarse voice breaking the solemn silence of night. – George Eliot

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The house appointed for all the living. – Bible

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Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. – Harold MacMillan

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