The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown
Its not a slam at you when people are rude — its a slam at the people theyve met before. – Source Unknown
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It is a wise person that adapts themselves to all contingencies; its the fool who always struggles like a swimmer against the current. – Source Unknown
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After listening to a lecture on evolution by a science professor, a student wrote a poem and titled it The Amazing Professor. The poem read: Once I was a tadpole when I began to begin. Then I was a frog with my tail tucked in. Next I was a monkey on a coconut tree. Now I am a doctor with a Ph.D. – Source Unknown
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