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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely su

The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown

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When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown

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Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of a coarse voice breaking the solemn silence of night. – George Eliot

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There is little much beyond the grave, but the strong are saying nothing until they see. – Robert Frost

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