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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely su

The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown

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The five senses are horse sense, innocence, common sense, concupiscence, and nonsense. – Source Unknown

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Wise men are instructed in reason;
Men of less understanding by experience;
The most unknowing learn by necessity.
Wise men do in the beginning what fools do in the end. – Source Unknown

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Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld

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Under the wide and starry sky,
– Adlai Stevenson

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Funeral Blues

– W. H. Auden

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There is little much beyond the grave, but the strong are saying nothing until they see. – Robert Frost

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