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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely su

The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown

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Its not a slam at you when people are rude — its a slam at the people theyve met before. – Source Unknown

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Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. – Mark Twain

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