The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown
The temperate persons pleasures are durable because they are regular; and all their life is calm and serene, because it is innocent. – Source Unknown
Organizations that remain vital show their new employees that they are needed. At the same time, they never forget the value of their long-service employees. And they always give both a second chance. – Source Unknown
After listening to a lecture on evolution by a science professor, a student wrote a poem and titled it The Amazing Professor. The poem read: Once I was a tadpole when I began to begin. Then I was a frog with my tail tucked in. Next I was a monkey on a coconut tree. Now I am a doctor with a Ph.D. – Source Unknown