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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown

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When everything else fails read the instructions. – Source Unknown

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It is not enough to give the customer excellent service. You must subtly make him aware of the great service he is getting. – Source Unknown

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A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown

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