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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely su

The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown

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A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. – Alexander The Great

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As grand and griefless as a rich mans funeral. – Sidney Thompson Dobell

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There is little much beyond the grave, but the strong are saying nothing until they see. – Robert Frost

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