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When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to bu

When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown

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Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages. – Source Unknown

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