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When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to bu

When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown

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Scientific research consists in seeing what everyone else has seen, but thinking what no one else has thought. – Source Unknown

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