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When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to bu

When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown

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Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. – Source Unknown

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A sale is not something you pursue, its what happens to you while you are immersed in serving your customer. – Source Unknown

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