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When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to bu

When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown

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The end is never as satisfying as the journey. To have achieved everything but to have done so without integrity and excitement is to have achieved nothing. – Source Unknown

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Wise men are instructed in reason;
Men of less understanding by experience;
The most unknowing learn by necessity.
Wise men do in the beginning what fools do in the end. – Source Unknown

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Beginnings
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Its not a slam at you when people are rude — its a slam at the people theyve met before. – Source Unknown

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