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When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to bu

When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown

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The modern sympathy with invalids is morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. – Oscar Wilde

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For every ailment under the sun, There is a remedy, or there is none, If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it. – Mother Goose

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