The only risk of failure is promotion. – Scott Adams
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. – Scott Adams
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. – Scott Adams
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free. – Scott Adams
The best things in life are silly. – Scott Adams
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. – Scott Adams
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. – Scott Adams
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams
