Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. – Scott Adams
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. – Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. – Scott Adams
Me and my friend Ioan Gruffudd are like chalk and cheese when it comes to clothes. He lives for his clothes and has an amazing wardrobe. If were going out Ill turn up at his house and say, I havent got anything to wear, and hell tut and sigh and then lend me something swanky. – Matthew Rhys