Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. – Scott Adams
The greenest home is the one you dont build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house thats already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels dont want. – Scott Adams
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it, a hamster with Alzheimers could make those kind of numbers. Its great work if you can get it. – Scott Adams
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, Hey cousin! Hey Auntie! And Im like, Okay I dont know you, I have no idea who you are. I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And Ill be like, Which of my family members are giving you this phone number? – Sherri Shepherd