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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams

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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. – Scott Adams

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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. – Scott Adams

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost

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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. – H. Jackson Brown

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Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. – C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

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To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. – Author Unknown

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