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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams

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The greenest home is the one you dont build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house thats already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels dont want. – Scott Adams

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Family
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. – Scott Adams

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Business
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I think Dilbert will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. Dilbert is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened. – Scott Adams

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Fear
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Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. – C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

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To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. – Author Unknown

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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. – Fred Barling, "Humorscope"

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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. – H. Jackson Brown

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A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. – Brendan Francis

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The only thing I fear more than change is no change. The business of being static makes me nuts. – Twyla Tharp

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What is told into the ear of a man is often heard a hundred miles away. – Chinese Proverb

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