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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams

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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? – Scott Adams

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost

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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. – H. Jackson Brown

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Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. – C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. – Fred Barling, "Humorscope"

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