Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. – Scott Adams
The greenest home is the one you dont build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house thats already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels dont want. – Scott Adams
The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams