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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams

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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams

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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams

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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. – Scott Adams

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To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. – Author Unknown

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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. – Arnold Toynbee

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost

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Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. – C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

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Random Quotes

Let him that hath no power of patience retire within himself, though even there he will have to put up with himself. – Baltasar Gracian

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Patience

Funny Games was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then thats quite different. Funny Games is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience. – Michael Haneke

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George wrote Taxman, and I played guitar on it. He wrote it in anger at finding out what the taxman did. He had never known before then what could happen to your money. – Paul McCartney

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Failure is simply the non-presence of success. But a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions. – Orlando Bloom

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