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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams

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Theres kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you dont pet her for 10 minutes shell bother you for six hours. – Scott Adams

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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it, a hamster with Alzheimers could make those kind of numbers. Its great work if you can get it. – Scott Adams

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Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. – C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. – Arnold Toynbee

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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. – Fred Barling, "Humorscope"

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To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. – Author Unknown

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A taste for simplicity cannot endure for long. – Eugene Delacroix

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Each experience I go through – marriage, my public life, my personal life – Im learning as I go. – Jason Sudeikis

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The story I am writing exists, written in absolutely perfect fashion, some place, in the air. All I must do is find it, and copy it. – Jules Renard, “Diary,” February 1895

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I love to listen to pop music and I admire people who do that, but I dont think I would ever be a very good pop star. I always leave that singing voice for the shower! I wouldnt put it out in the world! – Katherine Jenkins

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