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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost

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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. – Arnold Toynbee

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To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. – Author Unknown

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Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. – C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

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