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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams

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I think Dilbert will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. Dilbert is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened. – Scott Adams

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Fear
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Obviously theres not much options when youre a cartoonist – you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier. – Scott Adams

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Home
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? – Scott Adams

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Intelligence
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New Job
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To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. – Author Unknown

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New Job

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. – H. Jackson Brown

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New Job

The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. – Fred Barling, "Humorscope"

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New Job

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. – C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

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New Job

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Design has taken the place of what sailing used to be. – Dennis Conner

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design

When men and woman die, as poets sung, his hearts the last part moves, her last, the tongue. – Benjamin Franklin

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Men

I was a very undisciplined person but acting was something that actually motivated me to get up in the morning. I hadnt experienced that before, but it was something that really excited me. I think I could be quite self-conscious and it gave me a release. – Rufus Sewell

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Morning

Arguably the only goods people need these days are food and happiness. – Sir Terence Conran

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