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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. – Scott Adams

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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams

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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. – Fred Barling, "Humorscope"

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