Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. – Scott Adams
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. – Scott Adams
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it, a hamster with Alzheimers could make those kind of numbers. Its great work if you can get it. – Scott Adams