Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. – Kin Hubbard
Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. – Kin Hubbard
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. – Kin Hubbard
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. – Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed. – Kin Hubbard
A good listener is usually thinking about something else. – Kin Hubbard
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. – Kin Hubbard
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose. – Kin Hubbard
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. – Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard
Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while. – Kin Hubbard
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. – Kin Hubbard
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. – Kin Hubbard
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. – Kin Hubbard
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. – Kin Hubbard
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it. – Kin Hubbard
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard
Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? – Kin Hubbard
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. – Kin Hubbard
