Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while. – Kin Hubbard
If you havent seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you havent seen her smile her prettiest. – Kin Hubbard
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. – Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard
He brewed his tea in a blue china pot, poured it into a chipped white cup with forget-me-nots on the handle, and dropped in a dollop of honey and cream. He sat by the window, cup in hand, watching the first snow fall. “I am,” he sighed deeply, “contented as a clam. I am a most happy man.” – Ethel Pochocki, Wildflower Tea, 1993