The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. – Kin Hubbard

Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. – Kin Hubbard
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. – Kin Hubbard
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner
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In general I was a good kid. It usually took a lot to make me mad. But once I reached the boiling point, I lost all rational control. Totally without thinking, when my anger was aroused, I grabbed the nearest brick, rock, or stick to bash someone. It was as if I had no conscious will in the matter. – Benjamin Carson