No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed. – Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. – Kin Hubbard
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in Gods path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. – Kin Hubbard