The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. – Kin Hubbard
Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while. – Kin Hubbard
If you havent seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you havent seen her smile her prettiest. – Kin Hubbard
And this President wakes up every morning, looks out across America and is proud to announce, It could be worse. It could be worse? Is that what it means to be an American? It could be worse? Of course not. What defines us as Americans is our unwavering conviction that we know it must be better. – Mitt Romney