Its going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. – Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard

Its going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. – Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. – Kin Hubbard
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in Gods path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. – Kin Hubbard
One does not jump, and spring, and shout hurrah! at hearing one has got a fortune, one begins to consider responsibilities, and to ponder business; on a base of steady satisfaction rise certain grave cares, and we contain ourselves, and brood over our bliss with a solemn brow. – Charlotte Bronte