The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. – Kin Hubbard

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesnt have as many monuments to unveil. – Kin Hubbard
If some people didnt tell you, youd never know theyd been away on a vacation. – Kin Hubbard
The Miss America contest is the most perfectly rendered theater in our culture, for it so perfectly captures what we yearn for: a low-class ritual, a polished restatement of vulgarity, that wants to open the door to high-class respectability by way of plain middle-class anxiety and ambition. – Gerald Early
We all know that the theater and every play that comes to Broadway have within themselves, like the human being, the seed of self-destruction and the certainty of death. The thing is to see how long the theater, the play, and the human being can last in spite of themselves. – James Thurber