When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. – Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. – Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. – Kin Hubbard
Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. – Kin Hubbard