When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. – Kin Hubbard
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in Gods path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. – Kin Hubbard
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. – Kin Hubbard
I just think that Ill never have plastic surgery if Im not in front of the camera. If you make your living selling this thing, which is the way you look, then maybe you do it. But trust me, the minute Im directing or producing and not starring, I would never even think of it. – Rebecca De Mornay