Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love

Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. – Jason Love
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. – Jason Love
It has been said that death ends all things. This is a mistake. It does not end the volume of practical quotations, and it will not until the sequence of the alphabet is so materially changed as to place D where Z now stands. – Harper’s Bazar: Facetiæ, September 1, 1888, quoted in A Dictionary of