Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love
I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV. – Jason Love

Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love
I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV. – Jason Love
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. – Jason Love
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love