Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson