Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson