Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson