Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson
To such as these we offer, with some confidence, and with no little sympathy, our collection of choice flowers, culled from the gardens of Poesy: may they refresh the mind, and gladden the heart, and beautify the path, of many a careworn toiler in the fields of labour, of whatsoever kind. – H.G. Adams, A Cyclopædia of Poetical Quotations; Consisting of Choice Passa