Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson