Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
I think one of my favorite things to do is just lock myself up in a small room and listen to music and watch films for a day. Also I just like seeing my friends. We have pizza parties which means I get four friends round, we eat a pizza and were really lazy and we play PlayStation. – Daniel Radcliffe