The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. – Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but the living strength and majesty of the Commonwealth and Empire of societies old and new of lands and races different in history and origins but all, by Gods Will, united in spirit and in aim. – Queen Elizabeth II