You arent famous until my mother has heard of you. – Jay Leno
Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

You arent famous until my mother has heard of you. – Jay Leno
Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last nights Democratic debate. – Jay Leno
What Whitney Houston has accomplished will never be accomplished. Shes the most famous person on the planet as far as vocaling and her songs. So Im very happy that I can sit here and say I had a chance to know her. And Im still dazed that shes gone. But she lives because her music is so powerful. – Narada Michael Walden