You arent famous until my mother has heard of you. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

You arent famous until my mother has heard of you. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced theyre getting back together. You know what that means? Theres still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. – Jay Leno
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno