You arent famous until my mother has heard of you. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
You arent famous until my mother has heard of you. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
It wasnt not being famous any more, or even not being a recording artist. It was having nobody who needed me, no phones ringing, nothing to do. Because Im still too young to do nothing. I was only 24 when all that happened. Now, at 40, I feel Ive got more to give than I ever have. – Gary Barlow