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Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announce

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced theyre getting back together. You know what that means? Theres still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. – Jay Leno

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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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I hope the two wings of the Democratic Party may flap together. – William Jennings Bryan

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