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Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announce

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced theyre getting back together. You know what that means? Theres still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. – Jay Leno

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno

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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno

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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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Oh man. If I had magic powers… I would hope that I would use them for good. I think I would. But I would do something pretty trivial like making traffic disappear. – Nick Stahl

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When we cannot hope to win, it is an advantage to yield. – Quintilian

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Hope deceives more men than cunning does. – Vauvenargues, Reflections and Maxims, 1746

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He that waits for a dead mans shoes may long go barefoot. – Proverb

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