If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be. – Abraham Lincoln

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be. – Abraham Lincoln
A capacity, and taste, for reading, gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. It is the key, or one of the keys, to the already solved problems. And not only so. It gives a relish, and facility, for successfully pursuing the unsolved ones. – Abraham Lincoln
We must not promise what we ought not, lest we be called on to perform what we cannot. – Abraham Lincoln
The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit. – George Mikes