If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln
The problem with internet quotes is that you cannot always depend on their accuracy. – Abraham Lincoln

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln
The problem with internet quotes is that you cannot always depend on their accuracy. – Abraham Lincoln
Military glory –the attractive rainbow that rises in showers of blood. – Abraham Lincoln
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. – Abraham Lincoln
The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit. – George Mikes