Physician — One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. – Ambrose Bierce
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce

Physician — One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. – Ambrose Bierce
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. – Ambrose Bierce
Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw. – Ambrose Bierce