Physician — One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. – Ambrose Bierce
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce

Physician — One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. – Ambrose Bierce
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce