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I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. – Dave Beard

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America
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Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind. – Dave Beard

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Weather
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A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds! – Dave Beard

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Nature
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

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Humorous

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

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Humorous

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Random Quotes

My appointed work is to awaken the divine nature that is within. – Peace Pilgrim

Category:
Glory

Raindrops are like fairy whispers. – Author Unknown

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Fairies

The most absurd and reckless aspirations have sometimes led to extraordinary success. – Luc de Clapiers

Category:
Success

I had always loved to write and my mom was my editor for my school papers. – Jenna Bush

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mom