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I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. – Dave Beard

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America
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Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind. – Dave Beard

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Weather
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A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds! – Dave Beard

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Nature
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Man was predestined to have free will. – Hal Lee Luyah

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I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

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Someone has said: “A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.” – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962), quoted from a physiology lecture by his Uni

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Love means to love that which is unlovable or it is no virtue at all. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Love has no age, no limit and no death. – John Galsworthy

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The family is the test of freedom because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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