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I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. – Dave Beard

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America
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A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds! – Dave Beard

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Nature
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Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind. – Dave Beard

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Weather
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Humorous

I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

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Humorous

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Author Unknown

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Humorous

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Successful people make money. Its not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. – Wayne Dyer

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For me, revolution simply means radical change. – Aung San Suu Kyi

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Change

As long as you have a system that is based on the rational that if you are making money you are thereby making a contribution to society, these financial rogue practices will continue. – David Korten

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Im married. My wife, Stella – a beautiful woman. Shes brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom. – Anthony Hopkins

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Peace