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I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds! – Dave Beard

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Nature
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Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind. – Dave Beard

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Weather
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The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. – Dave Beard

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America
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many? – Artemus Ward

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Humorous

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous

Random Quotes

My mom sang in high school choir and so did my father. – Kevin Richardson

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mom

To believe only possibilities is not faith, but mere philosophy. – Thomas Browne

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Faith

Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you. – Jacques Prévert

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Hugs

In its history, Europe has committed so many massacres and horrors that it should bow its own head in shame. – Desmond Tutu

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History