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I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind. – Dave Beard

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The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. – Dave Beard

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America
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A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds! – Dave Beard

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She was what we used to call a suicide blond — dyed by her own hand. – Saul Bellow

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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

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The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown

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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went

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Any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it. – Henry David Thoreau

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Death is the solution to all problems. No man – no problem. – Joseph Stalin

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The eye of a human being is a microscope, which makes the world seem bigger than it really is. – Kahlil Gibran

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If women didnt exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. – Aristotle Onassis

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