Quotes by

George Ade

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. – George Ade

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense. – George Ade

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver. – George Ade

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. – George Ade

The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack. – George Ade

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. – George Ade

She was short on intellect, but long on shape. – George Ade

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity. – George Ade

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations. – George Ade

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after. – George Ade

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. – George Ade

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade