Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world ever

Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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funny
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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Birthday
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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Truth
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The U.S.S. George H. W. Bush is a great thing in my life. Its amazing. A great honor. – George H. W. Bush

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amazing

My heart is so light that its amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. Its hysterically funny. I am very light. – Linda Hamilton

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amazing

In 29 years, I had recorded over 2,200 songs. I was amazed. – Kate Smith

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amazing

Youth is an amazing thing: I think back on when we did The Lost Boys, and I didnt think I could do anything wrong. – Kiefer Sutherland

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He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. – Leonardo da Vinci

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If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant? – Martin Scorsese

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Clothes are my drug. I love Camden market – I have so many vintage pieces from there its unbelievable. Clothes are really important to me, they give me that feeling of happiness. I love being a bit free with it all and not giving myself rules. – Kaya Scodelario

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