Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld
I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld

Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld
I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld
Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld