Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld
The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld
The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld
My role in Legally Blonde was really rewarding, because I had so much fun working on the movie. Ive had really rewarding experiences on tiny low budget films that youll never see but where I had a cool time creating characters as well. I love almost all of the characters Ive played. – Alanna Ubach