Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld
I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld

Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld
I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld
You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld
I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld