Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world ever

Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. Hes pretty amazing. – Seth Rogen

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I think having children is the most amazing thing. – Rachel Stevens

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