Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld
Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld
Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld
Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld
Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld