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Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world ever

Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Alexander Gonzalez Inarritu is a great director. Hes the one I first worked with. Hes amazing. – Gael Garcia Bernal

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Ive done my best to work from a place of humility – always looking over your shoulder saying, Does this suck? and I think thats a good way to work. The other way to work is where you start to think, Im on fire, Im amazing! and I dont think thats the way to work. – David O. Russell

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I walk into a kids store, and its amazing, the types of instruments – little squeaky things, rattling things, spinning tops. – Evelyn Glennie

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What would be a show that I would rescue? If I could bring anything back, it would be The Carol Burnett Show. Tim Conway is just… I just watched him so many times do stuff over and over. Hes just so amazing. – Tony Hale

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A hundred wagon loads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt. – Italian Proverb

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Assuredly, Loving Souls, you should go to God with all humility and respect, humbling yourselves in His presence, especially when you remember your past ingratitude and sins. – Alphonsus Liguori

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An attempt at visualizing the Fourth Dimension: Take a point, stretch it into a line, curl it into a circle, twist it into a sphere, and punch through the sphere. – Albert Einstein

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If I win and get the money, then the Oakland Police department is going to buy a boys home, me a house, my family a house, and a Stop Police Brutality Center. – Tupac Shakur

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