Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world ever

Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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My time at Honda was amazing. Some of my best times in Formula One, actually. I might not have won races, just one race, but I had a lot of fun. – Jenson Button

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When I look into the crowd, I see young and old, black and white – its amazing that Im able to connect with so many different kinds of people. – Patti LaBelle

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Turns out, I couldnt catch them – or even get close to them. I realized that sharks are amazing, beautiful animals who have absolutely no interest in checking me out. – Malin Akerman

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You cant ask every player to do the same thing. Thats why we have amazing midfielders, defenders, forwards and keepers. You cant ask them to be of the same mold. – Tiffeny Milbrett

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Ive been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing. – David Cassidy

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Personal healing on all levels—physical, emotional, mental, and spiritual—comes when we get in touch with our disowned energies…. Through integrating all aspects of ourselves, we become whole. – Shakti Gawain

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