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Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world ever

Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Its amazing to me that theyre cutting physical education programs in the school systems. – Shannon Miller

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Its amazing. I cant believe how brilliant the whole thing is – my daughter, Georgia, is just wonderful. – Edward Hall

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What an amazing opportunity to do something like direct a movie and step out of your creative comfort zone and yet do something that is also so familiar at the same time. I was also just excited to have the chance to direct, which I may never get to do again. – Georgina Chapman

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