Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never f

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

Category:
amazing
Read Quote

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

Category:
God
Read Quote

You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

Category:
Birthday
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Anger
category

I dont have the feeling of being motivated by anger, revenge or frustration. – Agnes Obel

Category:
Anger

Us investigators who went out into the field were faced on occasion with a lot of anger, by people saying why has it taken you five or six year to come and see me? – Tony Greig

Category:
Anger

Get mad, then get over it. – Colin Powell

Category:
Anger

It is only with burning anger that we can speak of this attack by counter-revolutionary reactionary elements against the capital of our country, against our peoples democratic order and the power of the working class. – Janos Kadar

Category:
Anger

Random Quotes

But in the dying world I come from quotation is a national vice. No one would think of making an after-dinner speech without the help of poetry. It used to be the classics, now it’s lyric verse. – Evelyn Waugh, The Loved One: An Anglo-American Tragedy, 1948

Category:
Quotations

There are no pockets in a shroud. – Author Unknown

Category:
Money

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. – David Richerby

Category:
Tooth Fairy

Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabamas future than an investment in education. – Bob Riley

Category:
Education