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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The one sure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured. – Konrad Adenauer

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I never really studied business in school. I kind of wish I had, but how boring is that? – Mick Jagger

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It is not fit the public trusts should be lodged in the hands of any, till they are first proved and found fit for the business they are to be entrusted with. – Matthew Henry

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My son is now an entrepreneur. Thats what youre called when you dont have a job. – Ted Turner

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