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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Death
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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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My business is to prevent the future. – Ray Bradbury

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Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. Its so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive you crazy. In this business a lot of people go nuts, go eccentric, even end up dead from it. Not my plan. – Uma Thurman

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The business of the advertiser is to see that we go about our business with some magic spell or tune or slogan throbbing quietly in the background of our minds. – Marshall McLuhan

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Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. – Paul Tournier

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The universe is offering your healing — reach up and accept it. – Terri Guillemets

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I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. – William Gilmore Simms

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None are so blind as those who will not see. – Author Unknown

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Play needs direction as well as work. – Elbert Hubbard

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