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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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funny
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, I was sort of a jack-of-all-trades in show business for a long time. I was a singer and a dancer and then I got a job as an actor. – Christopher Walken

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The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. – Peter Drucker

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There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that work to charge less. We will be the second. – Jeff Bezos

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I mean, Im in the business of storytelling, not message making. – John le Carre

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One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. Im very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably. – John Hodgman

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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. – David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965

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