Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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car
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men
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The duty of government is to leave commerce to its own capital and credit as well as all other branches of business, protecting all in their legal pursuits, granting exclusive privileges to none. – Andrew Jackson

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Business

But the reason I became, why I wanted to be in the business was because there was Midnight Cowboy. – Jodie Foster

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Business

The people of Hong Kong are criticized for only being interested in business, but its the only thing theyve been allowed to do. – Paul Theroux

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Business

Politics are about preserving relationships at the end of the day, and it has nothing to do with the greater good for humanity. Its just all about business. – will.i.am

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We would like to get to a point in our society where people really are colorblind and this message would not have to be told anymore. Unfortunately, were not there yet. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a goddess circle. – Jennifer Aniston

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dating

I do a dance-based cardio workout infused with circuit training, and emphasizing strength and alignment. – Chloe Sevigny

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The liberals have not softened their view of actuality to make themselves live closer to the dream, but instead sharpen their perceptions and fight to make the dream actuality or give up the battle in despair. – Margaret Mead

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