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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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