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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always striving. It is about dreams. Usually, it doesnt work out exactly as you might have imagined. Steve Jobs was fired at Apple. He came back and changed the world. – Mitt Romney

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Towns find it as hard as houses of business to rise again from ruin. – Honore de Balzac

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But I believe in fair trade, and I will tell you, I have many, many friends heading up corporations, and people that do just business in China, they say its virtually impossible. Its very, very hard to come into China. And yet, we welcome them with open arms. – Donald Trump

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Major labels didnt start showing up really until they smelled money, and thats all theyre ever going to be attracted to is money-thats the business theyre in- making money. – Ian MacKaye

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When I came out of my moms womb, I had sitcom stamped on my forehead. – Sean Hayes

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Discrimination due to age is one of the great tragedies of modern life. The desire to work and be useful is what makes life worth living, and to be told your efforts are not needed because you are the wrong age is a crime. – Johnny Ball

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To preserve an unclouded capacity for the enjoyment of life is an unusual moral and psychological achievement. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the prerogative of mindlessness, but the exact opposite: It is the reward of self-esteem. – Nathaniel Branden

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I think life is full of challenges and problems. I dont believe that anyone is perfect. We all make mistakes. Its not a bed of roses, and you have to work real hard at it. – Nigel Mansell

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