Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Im trying to build a strong business. I want to create new stars, new shows and new products for my audience and create a legacy that outlives me. There are so many other ways I want to reach women besides doing a talk show. – Tyra Banks

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If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance. – Abraham Lincoln

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Ive always wanted to be the best in the world as a baseball player, so when I started to think about opening a business, it was with that mindset. – Curt Schilling

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My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When youre in an eight-mile race, you never give up. – Alice Cooper

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A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. – Ruth Bell Graham

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I wanted to be successful, not famous. – George Harrison

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