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Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Its a real roller-coaster ride if youre lucky to have longevity in this business – you have to be able to ride those waves. – Jennifer Lopez

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I never dreamt of being a musician for my livelihood. I certainly never would have wanted to be in the business that Im in, meaning the fame and the glory, the glitter, the rock star, the famous part. – Eddie Van Halen

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Every business and every product has risks. You cant get around it. – Lee Iacocca

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According to the Small Business Administration, more than 70 percent of all family businesses do not survive through the second generation, and 8 percent do not make it to a third. – Kit Bond

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