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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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God
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Theres very little advice in mens magazines, because men dont think theres a lot they dont know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what Im doing, just show me somebody naked. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Women
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Cannibals prefer those who have no spines. – Stanislaw Lem

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Every corporation has a complaint process that begins with someone telling you that you are the first person to ever complain about this. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. – Will Rogers

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The leverage and influence social media gives citizens are rapidly spreading into the business world. – Simon Mainwaring

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The easiest thing to do, whenever you fail, is to put yourself down by blaming your lack of ability for your misfortunes. – Kenneth Hildebrand

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Love is blind friendship closes its eyes. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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He who opens a school door, closes a prison. – Victor Hugo

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Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not to assail the last. To pluck the mask from the face of the Pharisee is not to lift an impious hand to the Crown of Thorns. – Charlotte Bronte

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respect