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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld

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A consultant is a man sent in after the battle to bayonet the wounded. – Author Unknown

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I heard someone from the music business saying they are no longer looking for talent, they want people with a certain look and a willingness to cooperate. – Joni Mitchell

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I got to work with one of my heroes, Johnny Depp, and to see how he goes about business, which was really inspiring for me at this stage in my career. – Orlando Bloom

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I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams. – H. P. Lovecraft

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We hand folks over to Gods mercy, and show none ourselves. – George Eliot

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