Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Life
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Theres very little advice in mens magazines, because men dont think theres a lot they dont know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what Im doing, just show me somebody naked. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Women
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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage
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I know from my own experience and from other people in the business that when you come from a place where nobody knew who you were and then there is this sudden shift to where everybody now knows who you are, theres an adjustment that you have to make. – Kristen Wiig

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Business

Jesus picked up twelve men from the bottom ranks of business and forged them into an organisation that conquered the world. – Bruce Barton

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Business

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close. – Ronald Reagan

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Business

Behind every small business, theres a story worth knowing. All the corner shops in our towns and cities, the restaurants, cleaners, gyms, hair salons, hardware stores – these didnt come out of nowhere. – Paul Ryan

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Business

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Im doing four hours of gymnastics training a day, six days a week and then an extra two to three hours in a fitness center as well. – Shawn Johnson

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fitness

The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death. – E. M. Forster

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Death

The very presence of guilt, let alone its tenacity, implies imbalance: Something, we suspect, is getting more of our energy than warrants, at the expense of something else, we suspect, that deserves more of our energy than we – Melinda M. Marshall

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Guilt

One cannot celebrate books sufficiently. After saying his best, still something better remains to be spoken in their praise. – A. Bronson Alcott, “Books,” June 1869

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Books