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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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If you like a person you say lets go into business together. Man is a social animal after all, but such partnerships are fraught with danger. – Brian Tracy

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Well, I was sort of a jack-of-all-trades in show business for a long time. I was a singer and a dancer and then I got a job as an actor. – Christopher Walken

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Few businessmen are capable of being in politics, they dont understand the democratic process, they have neither the tolerance or the depth it takes. Democracy isnt a business. – Malcolm Forbes

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Cannibals prefer those who have no spines. – Stanislaw Lem

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Despise not death, but welcome it, for nature wills it like all else. – Marcus Aurelius

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