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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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Jerry Seinfeld
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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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car
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Theres very little advice in mens magazines, because men dont think theres a lot they dont know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what Im doing, just show me somebody naked. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Women
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We need comprehensive reform that will make America the best place in the world to invest and do business. – Jim DeMint

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You have a career, and you start as a business person. And you work your way, you reach this peak, and you know the times going to come when you go back down. – Miranda Lambert

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Business

Some years ago there was a study to discover the most stressful occupation. It turned out not to be the head of a large business, football manager or prime minister, but rather: bus driver. – Jonathan Sacks

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There is no substitute for accurate knowledge. Know yourself, know your business, know your men. – Lee Iacocca

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Part of the reason that the governments fear mongering is succeeding is because so many people are so ignorant, that it is easier for government to frighten people in submission. – James Bovard

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Theres been a concerted effort to steal Christmas. – Jerry Falwell

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Christmas

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldnt be any fun living in it, or profit. – Josh Billings

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If we were all to be judged by our thoughts, the hills would be swarming with outlaws. – Johann Sigurjonsson

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