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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Duty is the great business of a sea officer all private considerations must give way to it, however painful it may be. – Horatio Nelson

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The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. – Elting E. Morison

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Every corporation has a complaint process that begins with someone telling you that you are the first person to ever complain about this. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Our work is the presentation of our capabilities. – Edward Gibbon

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I am a part of all that I have met. – Alfred Lord Tennyson

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God answers first the prayers we should have prayed. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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People do not die for us immediately, but remain bathed in a sort of aura of life which bears no relation to true immortality but through which they continue to occupy our thoughts in the same way as when they were alive. It is as though they were traveling abroad. – Marcel Proust

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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think youre really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. – Rob Corddry

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