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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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car
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Im no longer dependent on the movie business to make a living. So if I want to make movies as other old guys would play golf, I can. – Francis Ford Coppola

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There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time! – Coco Chanel

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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen

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In business for yourself, not by yourself. – William James

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Its so great in Hollywood now. You have people past 40 sitting and talking about serious stuff, writing and making movies and TV, but theres laser pistols and superheroes and alien monsters involved. Its viable and mainstream. – Nathan Fillion

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I find it very easy playing Bond. I think hes hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations. – Daniel Craig

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If the goal of health-care reform is to provide comprehensive, universal health care in a cost-effective way, the only honest approach is a single-payer approach. – Bernie Sanders

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Look closely at those who patronize you. Half are unfeeling, half untaught. – Johann von Goethe

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