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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridi

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Profit is the most global aspect of a business, and it is cross-functional. – Carlos Ghosn

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Unlike a lot of actors, my father encouraged all his kids to go into show business. – Jeff Bridges

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Profits in business always depend on the rate of interest: the higher the interest, the higher the rate of profit required. – James Buchan

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A lot of people, including business leaders, think the future belongs to China. Globalization is not a zero-sum game, but we need to hone our skills to stay in play. – Jon Meacham

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