Quote by Tim Heidecker
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, where

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my moms very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. – Tim Heidecker

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There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. – Tim Heidecker

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Sometimes laughing isnt the best judge of whats funny, cause I think theres a lot of things that are really funny that dont make you laugh, that dont make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that. – Tim Heidecker

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At 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic church bingos. Now my dad made sure I could take care of myself. I carried a Smith and Wesson 357 magnum. – Susana Martinez

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I think women look for that quality in a man of being a good dad whether theyre immediately wanting to be a parent or not. – Emily VanCamp

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My dad is kind of a rascal, like in a Dickensian sense. He just goes from career to career. – Benjamin Walker

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