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Quote by Tim Heidecker
Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch an

Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. – Tim Heidecker

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My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my moms very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. – Tim Heidecker

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Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

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There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. – Tim Heidecker

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I guess I watch movies to make myself happier a lot. – Mike Mills

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I find playwriting to be incredibly difficult compared to screenwriting. Part of it is that I grew up watching movies and not watching plays. – Zoe Kazan

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When newspapers started to publish the box office scores of movies, I was horrified. Those results are totally fake because they never include the promotion budget. – Francis Ford Coppola

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Its like those high-school yearbook photos that everyone would rather not see: Oh my God, look at that mullet hair. I have those photos too, but for me, theyre, like, entire movies. And they show them on cable. – John Cusack

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