Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. – Tim Heidecker
Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. – Tim Heidecker
Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. – Tim Heidecker
If you go to Sundance, the experience that Ive had there as a viewer is… theres like a hundred movies there, and youve got to figure out what movies are sold out, what can you see. Sometimes you go to see movies that you dont know anything about because it just works into your schedule. – Tim Heidecker