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Quote by Tim Heidecker
Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch an

Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. – Tim Heidecker

Other quotes by Tim Heidecker

Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

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funny
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Tim Heidecker
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My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my moms very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. – Tim Heidecker

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dad
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Tim Heidecker
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movies
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Ill be honest with you. My kids dont watch my movies and never have. I can maybe name a film one hand that theyve seen, actually, all the way through. – Kevin Bacon

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movies

I filmed seven movies in 2011 and I think that was a mistake. I pushed myself too hard and I want to be able to come to work each day and give 100 percent. I guess I found out what my boundaries are. – Anna Kendrick

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movies

When I was a little boy I used to borrow my fathers hat, and make a press card to stick in the hat band. That was the way reporters were always portrayed in the movies. – Charles Kuralt

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movies

Most of the time its the role. Sometimes its the story and sometimes it just the paycheck. Its the little movies that come out as stories or the fact that I have work to go out, you know what Im saying, you can only be out so long without work, you start getting antsy. – Morgan Freeman

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movies

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A truth thats told with bad intent
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