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Quote by John Hodgman
One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what?

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. Im very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably. – John Hodgman

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I think that obviously, there is a perverse attraction to a fundamentally changed world or the end of the world. There is a death wish, a perverse death wish. Not just for ourselves, not just for the movie Death Wish, but for the end of all human life. – John Hodgman

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Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending. – John Hodgman

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My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what Im talking about or not. – John Hodgman

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