I think that obviously, there is a perverse attraction to a fundamentally changed world or the end of the world. There is a death wish, a perverse death wish. Not just for ourselves, not just for the movie Death Wish, but for the end of all human life. – John Hodgman
Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending. – John Hodgman
As you know, the thing that I know the least about is the topic of sports. – John Hodgman
All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports. – John Hodgman
Ah, the power of two. Theres nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes to paying utility bills, parenting, cooking elaborate meals, purchasing a grown-up bed, jumping rope and lifting heavy machinery. The world favours pairs. Who wants to waste the wood building an ark for singletons? – Sloane Crosley