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Quote by John Hodgman
As a freelance writer, Id be asked to become an expert for various

As a freelance writer, Id be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things. – John Hodgman

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One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. Im very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably. – John Hodgman

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funny
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People who run for president seriously and people who become president enter a bizarre secret society in which they have had an experience that none of us will ever have. – John Hodgman

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Experience
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All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports. – John Hodgman

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Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal. – Sandra Lee

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On the Continent people have good food in England people have good table manners. – George Mikes

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It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought. – P. G. Wodehouse

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There is something in the flavor and aroma of the fresh strawberry that no amount of skill has been able to preserve. – E.F. White, “Spring Soda Fountain Thoughts,” 1908

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Time extracts various values from a painters work. When these values are exhausted the pictures are forgotten, and the more a picture has to give, the greater it is. – Henri Matisse

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You know sit with your arm around a little kid and read. It not only teaches them to read but it keeps the family strong. – Barbara Bush

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