Quote by John Hodgman
As a freelance writer, Id be asked to become an expert for various

As a freelance writer, Id be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things. – John Hodgman

Other quotes by John Hodgman

All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports. – John Hodgman

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Society
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When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know its going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly. – John Hodgman

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Death
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One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. Im very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably. – John Hodgman

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funny
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Food
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Worries go down better with soup. – Jewish Proverb

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Food

I hate to say it, but the older you get, you really do have to cut down on the amount you eat. Less food and less portions. – Jackee Harry

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Food

I came literally to the table with a wealth of knowledge by simply understanding how food should taste. – Rocco DiSpirito

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Food

Sadder than destitution, sadder than a beggar is the man who eats alone in public. Nothing more contradicts the laws of man or beast, for animals always do each other the honor of sharing or disputing each others food. – Jean Baudrillard

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Food

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Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on. – Henry Rollins

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