Quote by David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. - David

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. – Sheena Easton

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Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks

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I read a lot of scripts that I just dont find very funny. – Jennifer Aniston

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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