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Quote by David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. - David

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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David Sedaris
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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

Category:
funny
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David Sedaris
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. – Robert Frost

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Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder? – Don Rickles

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funny

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me Chick because I looked like Tweety Bird. – Nicky Hilton

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funny

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. – Laurence J. Peter

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Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder? – Don Rickles

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Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higer the fences get. – Kevin Spacey

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Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer, with never a thought of sorrow; the old goes out, but the glad young year comes merrily in tomorrow. – Emily Miller

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I am less disposed to think of a West Point education as requisite for this business than I was at first. Good sense and energy are the qualities required. – Rutherford B. Hayes

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