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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. - David

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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David Sedaris
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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David Sedaris
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Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that its going to collapse on his head. – Rufus Sewell

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funny

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldnt tell a joke to save my life. – Seann William Scott

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funny

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. – David Walliams

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funny

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. – Larry David

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funny

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Just as the left has to be more willing to question Government knows best, the right has to rethink its laissez-faire attitude toward government. – Jack Kemp

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Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people. – Elizabeth Berry

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Art saved me it got me through my depression and self-loathing, back to a place of innocence. – Jeanette Winterson

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