Quote by David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. - David

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

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movies
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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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Truth
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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funny
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

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funny

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. – Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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funny

I dont think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that Im a young rookie with a veterans skill. – Marlon Wayans

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funny

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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funny

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Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. – Francis Bacon

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