Quote by David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. - David

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris

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Family
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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis

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A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. – Jennifer Lopez

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Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

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Its funny how most people love the dead, once youre dead your made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

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Jazz will endure just as long as people hear it through their feet instead of their brains. – John Philip Sousa

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