Quote by David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. - David

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris

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Family
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By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. Its funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off. – Kellan Lutz

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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funny

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got, youre dead in the water. Its not good. – Howard Stern

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funny

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. – Walt Disney

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In a disordered mind, as in a disordered body, soundness of health is impossible. – Cicero

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If the power to do hard work is not a skill, its the best possible substitute for it. – James A. Garfield

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