What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris
Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris