Quote by David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. - David

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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I think if they put a laugh track on Intervention, it would be funny. – Zach Galifianakis

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Its a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do – youre proud of it – and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable. – Kristen Stewart

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By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. Its funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off. – Kellan Lutz

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The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, Why didnt you do that when you were on television? – Conan OBrien

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