Quote by David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. - David

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

Category:
Art
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

Category:
movies
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Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Weve seen some insane signs: Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, I will do unspeakable things. I thought that was very interesting – and mildly terrifying! – Josh Hutcherson

Category:
funny

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. – Norman Wisdom

Category:
funny

Trust is hard to come by. Thats why my circle is small and tight. Im kind of funny about making new friends. – Eminem

Category:
funny

I think serial monogamy says it all. – Tracey Ullman

Category:
funny

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Among physicists, Im respected I hope. – Stephen Hawking

Category:
Hope

I really believe this team has a lot of potential – whether its this year or in years to come, I dont know. – Brett Favre

Man simply cannot live as the time-animal and the art-animal that he is, without history. – Carlton J.H. Hayes

Category:
History