Quote by David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. - David

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

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movies
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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Change
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I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. – Lenny Bruce

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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. – P. J. ORourke

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