David Sedaris's Quote - Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a bi

Quote by David Sedaris

Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a bi

Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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