Quote by David Sedaris
Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a bi

Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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Art
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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
Birthday
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Love the giver more than the gift. – Brigham Young

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Birthday

It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution. – Annie Dillard

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Birthday

When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. Id write letters and go Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope youre doing something. – Kristin Kreuk

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Birthday

I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. – Debbie Macomber

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Birthday

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The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. – John Gilmore, 1993

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Hell is full of good intentions or desires. – St. Bernard of Clairvaux

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Youre not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you cant face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it. – Malcolm X

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