On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen