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Quote by Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen

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Every word affords me pain. Yet how sweet it would be if I could hear what the flowers have to say about death! – E.M. Cioran

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As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people wont be put to death. – Paul Simon

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People on death row, the treatment of animals, womens right to choose. So much in America is based on religious fundamentalist Christianity. Grow up! This is the modern world! – Eddie Vedder

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If you make every game a life and death proposition, youre going to have problems. For one thing, youll be dead a lot. – Dean Smith

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