On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen
I dont respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to… if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. – Woody Allen