On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen