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Quote by Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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For any culture which is primarily concerned with meaning, the study of death – the only certainty that life holds for us – must be central, for an understanding of death is the key to liberation in life. – Stanislav Grof

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