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Quote by Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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