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Quote by Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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See, I have set before you this day life and good, death and evil… I have set before you life and death, blessing and curse therefore choose life. – Moses

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Death unites as well as separates it silences all paltry feeling. – Honore de Balzac

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What you possess in the world will be found at the day of your death to belong to someone else. But what you are will be yours forever. – Henry Van Dyke

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I feel like I dont watch that many shows with death. – Lena Dunham

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