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Quote by Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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You know Americans are obsessed with life and death and rebirth, thats the American Cycle. You know, awakening, tragic, horrible death and then Phoenix rising from the ashes. Thats the American story, again and again. – Billy Corgan

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Death is frightening, and so is Eternal Life. – Mason Cooley

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