Quote by Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change

I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Hope and Change has become Divide and Conquer. – Marco Rubio

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Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor. – Robert Frost

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There is nothing so stable as change. – Bob Dylan

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She looked like autumn, when leaves turned and fruit ripened. – Sarah Addison Allen, Garden Spells

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