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Quote by Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change

I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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It is not strange… to mistake change for progress. – Millard Fillmore

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I think happiness comes from self-acceptance. We all try different things, and we find some comfortable sense of who we are. We look at our parents and learn and grow and move on. We change. – Jamie Lee Curtis

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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life and the procedure , the process is its own reward. – Amelia Earhart

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No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. – Kinky Friedman

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Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020. – Ray Kurzweil

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Speech of yourself ought to be seldom and well chosen. – Francis Bacon

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All I do is go to the movies. – Elizabeth Wurtzel

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