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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change

I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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If you actually want to change your world, there is a better way of doing it than blowing yourself up. – Salman Rushdie

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Every great and deep difficulty bears in itself its own solution. It forces us to change our thinking in order to find it. – Niels Bohr

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So heres the question: Without a change in leadership, why would the next four years be any different from the last four years? – Paul Ryan

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I told you Im not going to criticize my successor. Ill just tell you that there are people at Gitmo that will kill American people at a drop of a hat and I dont believe that persuasion isnt going to work. Therapy isnt going to cause terrorists to change their mind. – George W. Bush

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The best advice I ever got was that knowledge is power and to keep reading. – David Bailey

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My time is now. – John Turner

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Its so great in Hollywood now. You have people past 40 sitting and talking about serious stuff, writing and making movies and TV, but theres laser pistols and superheroes and alien monsters involved. Its viable and mainstream. – Nathan Fillion

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