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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change

I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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There was a great complexity to my father. He was a devoted family man. But, in the same breath, he simply was not suited to an anchored life. He should have been somebody who had a backpack, an old map, a bit of change in his pocket and that was it – roaming the world. – Christian Bale

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You know who is against democracy in the Middle East? The husbands. They got used to their way of life. Now, the traditional way of life must change. Everybody must change. If you dont give equal rights to women, you cant progress. – Shimon Peres

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Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy. – Rudy Giuliani

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I dont read reviews because by then its too late – whatever anyone says, the book wont change. It is written. – Jeanette Winterson

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I dont know. I think its funny! I think its funny! I go, what? Its so absurd. Im alone. – Danny DeVito

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