Quote by Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change

I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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A State without the means of some change is without the means of its conservation. – Edmund Burke

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I try to contrast life today is full of contrast… We have to change. – Gianni Versace

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We have domesticated Gods transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus but our ideas about Santa Claus change, mature and become more nuanced, whereas our ideas of God can remain at a rather infantile level. – Karen Armstrong

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It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory. – W. Edwards Deming (Thanks, Michelle)

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