Quote by Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change

I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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Change
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People lose people, we lose things in our life as were constantly growing and changing. Thats what life is is change, and a lot of that is loss. Its what you gain from that loss that makes life. – Thomas Jane

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For a change, lady luck seemed to be smiling on me. Then again, maybe the fickle wench was just lulling me into a false sense of security while she reached for a rock. – Timothy Zahn

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The politicians always told us that the Cold War stand-off could only change by way of nuclear war. None of them believed that such systemic change was possible. – Lech Walesa

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If I have to change my lifestyle, I dont want to live. – Robert Mapplethorpe

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Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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