I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen