I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen

I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen