Youth is when youre allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve. Middle age is when youre forced to. – Bill Vaughan
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan
Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan
Im an actor. And I guess Ive done so many movies Ive achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. – Bill Vaughan