A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper
I played a lot of other sports at school and just one day the golf bug bit me and I started playing serious golf from when I was ten years old. – Retief Goosen
Louis Malle was the best filmmaker Ive ever worked with. He was such an artist. He was dealing with the theme of innocence and experience. – Brooke Shields